Race day is tomorrow...

I got my race kit today. My number is 3126 and I am registered as Jill Lewis-Watts, F, 30, shirt size - small.
I'm trying to rest today, after John determined he was not pleased with the coffee maker I picked out (grumble, grrrr, grumble), I happily went to buy a new one at Walmart. I've determined a few things the past few weeks of coffee maker shopping and sucky retailers.

1. Walmart is full of grumpy, trodden down people who are never able to find what they need
2. Walmart makes children cranky, hyper-active and sinful
3. There are always 100% of display coffee-makers and only 70% of them are actually in stock
3. Walmart gives mothers the understanding of why some species eat their young
4. If you want to sell a coffee maker, you have to include overtly odvious statements on the box convincing the consumer that your machine is unique because it has a programmable clock/timer and you just add water.


With regards to marathon training, there is a new 'human' touch about it I never considered before training for it myself and a few things I have enjoyed.

1. Poop is a really big deal for runners, and if you have not taken the time to understand your bodys elimination clock, then you may become one of those runners who actually squat mid race and then keep going; gross.
2. Some marathoners actually pee themselves while waiting to start big races so they don't lose their spots
3. You can rudely grab a cup of water from a volunteer, drink it while getting it all over your face and then throw it on the ground!!!
4. You can talk to other runners  under your breath in your mind like "get out of my way", "ha, beat cha", "damn you for passing me!" and " wow, could your pants be any tighter dude?"